Oye SmS: February 2009

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Khosh ikhlaiqi khobsorti ki kami pori kar deti hai..

Magar khobsorti khosh ikhlaqi ki kami pori nahi kar sakti...

Ajeeb Andehra Hai"SAAQI" Teri "MEHFIL" Me...!!!

Ajeeb Andehra Hai"SAAQI" Teri "MEHFIL" Me...!!!

Kisi Ne "DIL" Bhi Jalaya To "ROSHNI" Na Howi.

Teacher: "Ittefaq ka jumla banao."

Teacher: "Ittefaq ka jumla banao."

Pathan: "Jis din humaray Baap ka shadi tha,
Ittefaq say us din hamari Maa ka bhi shadi tha..!!"

Dekhi hai us ki aankh mein pehli dafa numi......

Youn lag raha hai jese samandar udaas hai......

::::ARZ KYA HAI::::

Pink lips is the Girl's beauty.

Wah... Wah...

Pink lips is the Girl's beauty..

&...

Kissing them is the Boy's duty:)*

Aisa Nhi K Tujh Se MOHABAT Nhi Hamain,

Gham Roz Roz Sehne Ki AADAT Nhi Hamain,

Har Bar Tere Saamne Sar Ko JHOKA Liya,

Aur Phir Bhi Dekh Tujh Se SHIKAYAT Nhi Hamain,

Aetebar Kar K Tujay Cahahte Hain Ham,

Tere Siwa Kisi Ki B CHAHAT Nhi Hamain,

Ham Jante Hain Tu B Hai TANHA Hamare Bin,

Oouron Se Poochne Ki adt nahen hmain.

Tum Lakh karo Tark-e-Muhabat ki Naseehat

'Faraz'

Jo jaan Say Piyaray Hain BhuLaye Nahi jatay.

ØN THI$ FRΞ$H FRΞ$H MØRÑIÑG

IÑ ÜR CØØL CØØL RØØM

4M ÜR $MÄL $MÄL WIÑDØW

LØØK ÄT THΞ LØVΞLY LØVΞLY WΞATHΞR

WI$HIÑG U $WΞΞT $WΞΞT MØRÑIÑG

GÖÖD GØØD MØRÑIÑG..

Thursday, February 12, 2009

"Banday Ko Achi Niyat .....

"Banday Ko Achi Niyat Par Wo Inamaat Diye Jate Hain Jo Ache Aamaal Par Bhi Nahi Diye Jate, Kyon K Niyat Main RIYAKARI Nahi Hoti..."

HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Diyar-e-Gair mein kaisy tujhy sada dety.

Tu mill bhi jata to akhir tujhy gawa dety.

Tum hi ny apna dukh na sunaya warna

Dua wo karty k aasman hilla dety.

Dil Jo Toot Gaya To Sawal Karoge Tum!

Dil Jo Toot Gaya To Sawal Karoge Tum!

Hum Na Rahe To Yaad Karoge Tum!

Aaj To Kahte Ho Waqt Nahi Hai!

Par Ek Din Mere Liye Waqt Se Fariyaad Karoge Tum..

Jahaaz k ticket, k lie paisey nahin to kya hua., PAPPU

Jahaaz k ticket, k lie paisey nahin to kya hua.,
PAPPU

Aaja main hawaaon mei bitha k le chalun, tu hi to mera dost hy!

The sweetest words ever said by someone in True Love:

The sweetest words ever said by someone in True Love:

"I'm jealous of the people you ever hugged.. Because for a moment they hold my whole world..."

Hont se Hont mile to kya hota hai?

Hont se Hont mile to kya hota hai?

Soch k jawab do

Socho

Socho Socho

Ghalt mat socho!

Hont se Hont mile to munh band hota hai
Samjhe

Special for You

Meri TAQDEER se Puch meri kismat ka fesla,

Meri Muskarahat Pe na Ja mere DARD ko Talash kar,

Meri ankhon se Puch mere INTZAR ki inteha,

Mere ITMINAN Pe na ja mere Sabr ko Talash kar,

Mere DOSTON se Puch meri chahat ka aalam,

Meri Surat Pe na ja meri seerat ko Talash kar,. ***

1 pathan masjid mei elaan krne gya to osey bari maar pari

1 pathan masjid mei elaan krne gya to osey bari maar pari

Becoz
wahan mike me current tha Hath
lagaty he bola:

Hazraaat...
O tohadi pehn nu:-)

Ñèéñd Åätì Hàì Mågär Khwåàb Åb Ñåhì Åàtäy

Ñèéñd Åätì Hàì Mågär Khwåàb Åb Ñåhì Åàtäy

Müjh Sè Mìlñåy Méråy Åhbåàb Ñàhì Åätåy

Yà Tö Üñ Kì Döstì Bòhåt Ñäyäåb Håì Lògö

Yå Müjh Kö Döstì K Åàdåäb Ñähì Åätåy

Dil Men WAFA Ki Hy Tlab

Dil Men WAFA Ki Hy Tlab
Lab Pe Swal B Nahi
Hum Hen Hisar-e-Dard Men
usko Khayal B Nahi
Wo Ana Prast Hy Men b wafa Prast Hon
Uska Jwab B Nahi
Meri Misal B Nahi..

Tumhein is baat pe hay hairet...

K toota hay hamara dil...

Muqaabil jab hon pather to...

Sheeshay toot hi jaatein hein...

Chahton mein gilay nhi hotay

ishk mein zabtay nhi hotay

Yaad kartay hain dil mein tujhay

ab teray tazkray nhi hotay,

Kho ker tujhay ab khayaal aata hay

kash tujh say hum milay nhi hotay,

Meri kismat tum ban to jao magar

aaj kal mojzay nhi hotay...

Apnay asol yun b kbi torney parey

Apnay asol yun b kbi torney parey
Us ki khata thi hath mujey jorney parey,

Aya na jb qrar dil e be qarar ko
Yadon k rukh tumari trf mornay paray,

Un kotu meri yad b aayi na bhol kr
Apnay paraaye jin k liye chornay paray,

Wo shakhs khud "FARAZ" bara bay asool tha,
Apnay asool jis k liye tornay paray..

Hichkiyon sy aik baat ka €hsaas to hota hai,

K §hayad koi humain yaad to krta hai,

Mohabbat nahi usay to kya howa,

Hum pr kuch Lamhy barbad to krta hai

"Shikve"to honge hamse,

"Shikve"to honge hamse,
"Sikayatein" bhi hongi hamse
Par "APNO"se kabhi gila nahi karte,
Achey nahi burey hi sahi,
Par ham jese "LOG" kabi bi mila nahi karte.

!¡!.Ajab Junon-e-Musafat Main Ghr Se Nikla Tha.¡!¡

!¡!.Ajab Junon-e-Musafat Main Ghr Se Nikla Tha.¡!¡

!¡!.Khabar Nhi K Soraj Kidar Se Nikla Tha.¡!¡

!¡!.Ye Kon Phir Se Mujhe Raston Main Chor Gaya

Abi Abi To Azab-e-Safar Se Nikla Tha.¡!¡

Masroof he wo din raat usay waqt kahan he

Wo mujhse karay baat usay waqt kahan he

Betabi-e-dil ka usay andaza nhe he

Samjhay meray jazbat usay waqt kahan he

Moujon main tarapta huwa main doob raha hoon

Thamay wo mera hath usay waqt kahan hae.

Ek shakhs pas reh k bhi samjha nhi mujhe

Ek shakhs pas reh k bhi samjha nhi mujhe

Iss baat ka malal hai shikwa nhi mujhe

May usko bewafai ka ilzaam kaise doon

Usne tuo ibtada se hi chaha nahi mujhe

Pather samaj k paon se thokr laga di

Afsos teri ankh ne parkha nahi mujhe

Kitni umeedein bandh kar aya tha samne

Usne to ankh bhar k b dkha nai muje...

"Jis darakht ki lakri narm....

"Jis darakht ki lakri narm hogi uski shakhein zyada hongi,
Bas narm tabiyat or narm guftaar ban jao taakay tmhare Dost zyada hon"

Is tarha Dil Me Smaogy Malom Na Tha

Is tarha Dil Me Smaogy Malom Na Tha

Is Tarha Dil Ko Tarpaogy Malom Na Tha

Socha Tha Door Ho, Yaad Nahi Aaogy.

Magar Is Qadar Yaad Aaogy Malom Na Tha.!

Bagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulab Hoga!

Bagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulab Hoga!

Bagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulab Hoga!

WahWah

Aap se Krega Wohi Shadi Jis Ka Dimag Khrab Hoga

Wah Wah wah;-)

"SOCH"

** "SOCH" **

ZINDGI BeWafa Q Hoti Hy?

WAFA Karne Ki Saza Q Hoti Hy?

Chhoti Si Baat Pe Baha Dete Hain KHOON

Insan Main Itni ANNA Q Hoti Hy?

Karta Hun Main Jis Se Baar Baar TAUBA

ELAAHI Mujhse Wohi KHATA Q Hoti Hy?

Banaate To Hain Hum Apne Haathon Se MASJID. .

NAMAZ Apni Hi Phir QAZA Q Hoti Hai...!?

Good relationship is like a tree

Good relationship is like a tree, it demands attention and care in the beginning, but once it blossoms,it provides shade n protects in all situations of life.

ye kia Batamizi hai Faraz ;-)

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ye kia Batamizi hai Faraz ;-)

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hai Jaise

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hai Jaise

Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko Daant

Gadhe ko Laat

Raja ko Rani

Kutte ko Haddi

aur
aur
aur

Nangay ko Chaddi...!

MEN'S "F" Rules !!!

MEN'S "F" Rules !!!

Find her
Follow her
Friend her
Flirt her
French her
Finger her
Force her
Fuck her
Forget her
..FIND Next.... !!!
;)

Dil usi waqt sambhal jaye ga.,

Dil ka hal wo poche to sahi.,

Us ki nafart bhi mohabat ho gi.,

Mairy bary mai wo soche to sahi.,

Us k qadmon mai becha don ankhain.,

mari basti se wo guzry to sahi.,

Us k sub jhot b such hain Faraz.,

shart itni hai wo boley to sahi

1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad....

1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha"O God! Mera Hath Urh Gaya"

Pathan:"Hosla Rkho Mat Ro, Dekho Us Aadmi Ka Sar Urh Gaya hai, Wo B to Chup hE.

Mai tujhe paane ki hasrt mein kab tak zilat uthata rahon "$AQI"

Koi aisa de mujhe dhoka k meri aas toot jaae.

Sab ne chaha k usay hum na milen,

Sab ne chaha k usay hum na milen,

Hum ne chaha k usay ghum na milen,

Agar khu$hi milti hai usay hum sy juda ho kr,

To ye he DUA hy k usay hum na milen

Bina dard k ansu bahaye nahi jate,

Bina pyar k rishte nibhaye nahi jate,

Ae Dost ek baat yaad rakhna !

Bina DIL diye, DIL paye nahi jaty

Film GAJHNI main heroine....

Film GAJHNI main heroine k marne wale seen se ek sabaq sekhne ko milta hai,'

Any Guess?

Apna

MOBILE hamesha silent pe rakho ;-) (..Y..?..)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Rukh-e-Shabab Se Aanchal Jo Sarakte Dekha,

Chand Aakash K Jhurrmat Se Nikalte Dekha,

Mujh Ko Mehsos Hua Dard-e-Judai Kya Hei,

Maine Ik Phool Ko Tehni Se Bikharte Dekha,

Zindagi Kya Hei Mere Dost Tu Mujh Se Pooch,

Maine Gulshan Ko Baharon Mein Ujharte Dekha.

Suna Hy Aaj Kal Wo Pareshan Rehta Hy,

Usay Kehna Be-fiker Hum B Nahi Hain.

Suna H Wo Gumsum Rehta H,

Usay Kehna Hosh Me Ham B Nhn Hain.

Suna H Wo Ratoon Ko Jaga Karta H,

Usay Kehna Sotay Ham B Nhn Hain.

Suna H Wo Chup Chup K Rota H,

Usay Kehna Hanstay Ham B Nhn Hain.

Suna H Wo Mujhe Yaad Bohat Karta H,

Usay Kehna Bhoolay Ham B Nhn Hain.

Suna H Us ne Wafa Ka Daawa Kiya H,

Usay Kehna Be-wafa Ham Bhi Nahy.

Teri chaht main Hm Zmana Bhool Gaye,

Tere Bad Ksi Ko Apnana Bhol Gaye,

Phir Lga Sara Jhan Werana Humko,

Jaise Chaman Me Phool Mehekana Bhool Gaye,

Tujhse Mohabbat Hai Bataya Sare Jahan Ko,

Yehi Baat Tujhko Batana Bhool Gaye,

Hum Ne Mita Diya Jahan B Likha Tha Naam Tera,

Magar dil se mitana bol gae....!

Chalo khuwab ankhon me saja kr dekhtay hain,

Chalo khuwab ankhon me saja kr dekhtay hain,

Chalo hum kisi ko apna bana kr dekhtay hain,

Khoon k rishton se aitbar to uth gaya,

Chalo benaam rishtay bana kr dekhtay hain,

Zindagi asaan ho jaye shayad hamari,

Chalo hath ki lakeerain mita kar dekhtay hain,

Andheri shab to kisi surat kat'ti nahi,

Chalo ghar apna jala kar dekhtay hain,

Hamay maloom hai k tum ne hamara hona nahi,

Chalo tum pr ye zindagi luta kar dekhtay hain.

1 Cockroch hotel gaya or waiter se kaha:

1 Cockroch hotel gaya or waiter se kaha:

1 gattar malai,
1 bowl choha soap,
1 fry nazla,
1 glass vomit-shake le ao lekin
plz yar haath safeguard se dho lena :p

Dunya me sab sy taiz raftar kya chez hy?

Dunya me sab sy taiz raftar kya chez hy?

BuLLet?

No

Awaz?

No

Light?

No

Ans: DUA kyn k dilse zuban tak pohchne sy pehle ALLAH PAK tak pohnch jati ha.

Nabi karim (S.A.w.w) ne frmaya

Nabi karim (S.A.w.w) ne frmaya
"Libas ki sadgi eman ki alamaton ma se 1 alamat hai
ABU DAUD

Aik bevi apne shohar se lar kar.....

Aik bevi apne shohar se lar kar ghar chorne lagi. Bevi: Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hoon. Husband: Lun pe charo.
Bevi: Bas Tumhari yahi batain muje rok leti hain.

Teacher ne SHRAB k nuqsan class ko bataye.

Ek KEERA jo SHRAB me dala mar gaya.

Teachr askd: Aapne Kya Seekha?

Studnts: SHRAB peene se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hyn.

Never ask

for a hug

Jus take it

Never ask

Do U Luv me

Say I Luv u

Never say I

Cant live widout u

Say I live 4 u

U've been trained

now go & FLIRT ;-)

We make so many Friendz

We make so many Friendz

Sum becum Dearest

Sum becum Special

Felt in Love wid Sum1

Sum go abroad

Sum change their Cities

Sum Left us

We Left Sum

Sum r in Contact

Sum r not in Contact

Sum dnt Contact cuz of Their Ego

We dnt Contact Sum cuz of Our Ego

Wat Ever They were

How ever They are

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them cuz of The Part They Played 2 Make
"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 all My "Past" & "Present" frndz...!!!

Sardar 2 Gulabo

Sardar:"Gulabo tenu kini war kya e k Roz Palak sag na Pkaya kr

Gulabo:Sardar g Is wich IRON honda ey

Sardar:

na te tu meri BOND wicho SARIYA(metal) kadna ey.?

.¡t's "HEART"

Wh¡ch Part Of A Man's Body Has No Bone,Full Of Ve¡ns,Loves Pump¡ng

& Respons¡ble 4

Mak¡ng LOVE?

.¡t's "HEART"

But ¡'m sure

tu LUN hi samjha hoga.

Mery wajood mai Kash WO utar jay...

Mery wajood mai Kash WO utar jay...

Mai dekhon aaina or WO nazar aay...

WO ho samny or waqt thehar jay...

Ye Zindgi yunhi USY dekhty guzar jay...!

ROMANTIC WEEK.

7 feb-ROSE day.

8-PROPOSE day.

9-CHOCLATE day.

10-TEDDY BEAR day.

11-PROMIS day.

12-LOVe day.

13-HUG day.

14feb-VALENTINE day

So I wish u ROMANTIC WEEK.

Sheher mera magar waqar uska tha,

Meri har sham ko intezar uska tha,

Mere khuwabon pe jo qaabiz hai ik shakhs,

Meri aankhon mein sara khumaar uska tha.

Do U Need smthing more in LIFE ?..

FAJAR

Increases Beauty.

ZUHAR

Increases Income.

ASAR

Improves Health.

MAGHRIB

Releases Tensions.

ESHA

Peacful Sleep.

S0,

Do U Need smthing more in LIFE ?..

I am a police officer

I am a police officer
&
U r under arest

Q k jitne pyare ap ho itny pyare hona qanunan jurm hy,is lia
Ap ko
Dil mai
Umer qaid
Ki saza di jate hai.?

Guzre howe taweel zamane K bad bhi

Dil mai raha wo chhor K jane K baad bhi

Pehlo mai reh K dil ne diya hai boht Fareeb

Rakha hai us ko yaad bhulane K baad bhi

Lady Teacher. Bacho parro.

Lady Teacher. Bacho parro.
I for inkpot
J for jug
K for kite
L for lund, oh sorry moo se nikal gia.
Boy.mis sorry ki kia bat hai dobara moo main lay lain.

Hum chal diye to tum ko staya kare ga kon

Hum chal diye to tum ko staya kare ga kon

Rutha krogy kis se,Mnaya kare ga kon

Pagal nigahen barsen gi jb Kbi kabi

In paniyon me dobne aya kare ga kon.

Andheray may kya kya nahi ho jata PAPPU .....

Andheray may kya kya nahi ho jata PAPPU .....

Kisi nay mera naara kheench dala generator ki rasi samajh kar...!

New style to prpose a Girl.

Dekho may nahi chahta mera beta bara ho k tumhari beti ko Line mare.

Bura lage ga.

Tm han kro to dono ko behn Bhai bna dte hai

Teacher to a boy,"Khamosh ho jao nahi to khara kr do gi."

all the boyz shouted,"pehlay mera pehlay mera........"

¤.-..I..-.¤ ". WISH ." ' .U. ' ---------->

¤.-..I..-.¤
". WISH ." ' .U. ' ---------->

One
great
morning

full
of
joy..

full
of
love..

lots
of
strength.. &

lots
of
blessings!
~^GöOd MoRñIÑG^~

A smile to start a day

A smile to start a day

A prayer to bless Your way

A song to listen moments

A cheer to say...

Have a Nice Day

Twnkle Twnkle LAZY STAR,

Kitna soega Uth ja yar,

Up above d world so high,

Sun has risen in d sky,

Uth k jaldi p le chaee,

Den do SMS & say me Hi,

GUD MORNING.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Mohobbat Ko Meri Is Tarah Aazmane Waale

Mohobbat Ko Meri Is Tarah Aazmane Waale

Kahin Aur Jaa K Dhoond Chahne Waale

Hum Bhala Kaise Kar Lain Ab Yaqeen Tum Par

Jhoote Hote Hain Mohobbat Main Kasmein Uthaane Waale

Kal Shaam Jab Ye Likh Bheja Us Ne Mujh Ko

Mit Ke Reh Gaye Mohobbat Ko Mitaane Waale

Karwat Pe Karwat Phir Badalta Raha Raat Bhar

Subah Likh Bheja Shukriya Mohobbat Sikhaane Waale . . .

Woh mujh ko bewafa ka laqab deta hai,

Saans chalte hue b murda bana deta hai,

Mat poch us k mekhane ka pata Ae Saqi!

Us k shehar ka to pani b nasha deta hai.

Kaisa lgta hy.?

Kaisa lgta hy.?

Barasti baarish may

Hawa k jhonkon k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalte hue

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hoolay se keh
de...

"Ay swetar landay da paya E

Is matlab ki dunia me kon kis ka hota hai.

Is matlab ki dunia me kon kis ka hota hai.

PAPPU

SMS b wohi karta hai jis ka packge free hota hai.

Dosti ki raahon mein Do hi Manzilein hain Faraz...

Dosti ki raahon mein Do hi Manzilein hain Faraz...

Ya Dil mein utar jana,
Ya Dil say utar jana...!!

So baar marna Çhaha Nigahon mein doob Kar "Faraz"

So baar marna Çhaha Nigahon mein doob Kar
"Faraz"
Woh Nigahain Jhuka Leta Hai Humain marnay Nahi Deta,

Kaifiyat mere ishq mein itni hai,

Kaifiyat mere ishq mein itni hai,
Door jaa ker bhi tu laut k ayegi,

Nahi mitega mera saya tere ankho se,
Har ashq mein tu apne mujhe hi payegi

Jab Seena Gham Se Bojhal Ho Aur Yaad Kisi Ki Aati Ho,

Jab Seena Gham Se Bojhal Ho Aur Yaad Kisi Ki Aati Ho,
Tab Kamre Mein Band Ho Jana Aur Chupke Chupke Ro Lena.

Jab Aankhein Baagi Ho Jaein Aur Yaad Mein Meri Bhar Aaein,
Phir Khud Ko Dhoka Mat Dena, Aur Chupke Chupke Ro Lena.

Ye Duniya Zalim Duniya Hai, Yeh Baat Bohat Phelaye Gi,
Tum Saamne Sub K Chup Rehna Aur Chupke Chupke Ro Lena.

Jab Barish Chehra Dho Dale, Aur Ashq Bi Bonday Lagte Hon,
Wo Lamha Har-Giz Mat Khona, Aur Chupke Chupke Ro Lena.

Kbi es tarah mere ham safar

Kbi es tarah mere ham safar

Sabi chahtein mere nam kar

Agr ho sakay to kabi kahin

Mere nam bhi koi sham kar

Mere dil k saye main aa zara !

Meri dharknon main qayam kar

yeh jo mera lafzon k phool hain

tera rastay ki ye dhol hain

kabhi in say sun meri dastan

kabhi in k sath Qlam kar.

Tarasti nazron ne har pal tera sath manga,

Tarasti nazron ne har pal tera sath manga,
Jaise aasman ne har rat chand manga,

Rooth gaya sara zamana humse,
Jab Hum ne har dua mai tera sath manga!

Us K Nazdeek Gham-e-Tark-e-Wafa Kuch Bi Nahi

Mutma'in Aisa Hei K Jaise Hua Kuch Bi Nahi

Ab To Haathon Se Lakeerein Bi Mit'ti Jaati Hein

Us Ko Kho Kar To Mere Pass Raha Kuch Bi Nahi

Kal Bicharna Hei To Phir Ehd-e-Wafa SOCH K Ker

Abhi Aagaaz-e-Muhabbat Hei Gya Kuch Bi Nahi

Main To Is Vaaste Chup Hoon K Tamasha Na Bane

Tu Samjhta Hei Mujhe Tujh Se Gila Kuch Bi Nahi ..?

Bichre to qurbato ki dua b na kar ske

Bichre to qurbato ki dua b na kar ske

Ab k tuje supurd-e- KHUDA b na kar ske

Khush b na rakh ske tuje hum apni chah me

Achi tarah se tujko khafa b na kar ske.

Bathroom S0ngs

In Case of Loose

Motions:

" Ruk Ruk Ruk

" Aray Baba Ruk "

In Case of Qabz :

" Na tu Aayegi

" Na hi Chain Ayega "

In Case of Gas Trouble :

" Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa

" Khushbo Lota Daay "

After C0ming Out of

Bathroom :

"Juda ho Ke B,

"Tu Mujh Me

"Kahi BaQi Hai"

Meri arzu hai tujhe pyar don,

Tujhe chahto se nikhar don..

Kahen ansuon main doob ker,

Tujhe her ghari me qrar don..

Me janoon-e-ishq mein jhoom ker,

Tujhe qurbaton ka hisar don..

Mujhe tumse kitna pyar hai,

Taron ka kese shumar don??

Mere har traf teri souch hai,

Kese me khud ko frar don??

Aa ker tum phir kahin jao na,

Tumhe apni roh mein utar don..

Adam n Eve started to love,

Romeo n Juliet introduced it,

Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,

Laila n Majnu died for it,

so my dear frnz beware of it

Feb 14 is ahead.

Do u know what this sign means ' ¿ '

Don't know?

IT MEANS!

PUTHA SAWAAL.

Yaad aaun to bs itni si inyat krna:

Yaad aaun to bs itni si inyat krna:

Apny badly hue lehjay ki wzaht krna.

Tm to chahat ka shahkaar hua krte thy,

Kis se seekha hy ye ulfat me milaawt krna.

PATHAN Africa mai Launday bazi krty hue pakra gya

KING:Fry him in oil

After 4 hrs

KING:abhi tak fry nhi kia?

JALLAD:Ye to chulha jalane k lye b JHUKNE nhi deta

Na jane kon c lazat hai mare dard main faraz

K ma jab b hansta hon to aankhain bheeg jati hain....!

Rukh-e-Shabab Se Aanchal Jo Sarakte Dekha,

Rukh-e-Shabab Se Aanchal Jo Sarakte Dekha,

Chand Aakash K Jhurrmat Se Nikalte Dekha,

Mujh Ko Mehsos Hua Dard-e-Judai Kya Hei,

Maine Ik Phool Ko Tehni Se Bikharte Dekha,

Zindagi Kya Hei Mere Dost Tu Mujh Se Pooch,

Maine Gulshan Ko Baharon Mein Ujharte Dekha.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ek FAQEER ne ghar k bahir se Awaz lgayi

Ek FAQEER ne ghar k bahir se Awaz lgayi

Babu ji roti milegi

Andar se awaz ayi

"Biwi ghar pr nhi he"

FAQEER
Mene Roti leni he
"CHUMMI" nhi;-

Boy:if i tried to kiss u?

Boy:if i tried to kiss u?
Girl:mai shor macha dun gi.
Boy:but yahan to door door tak koi nh hai.
Girl:yaar formality b to koi cheaz hoti hai...

Sari umar aankho may wo sapna yad raha

Sadiyan beet gein wo lamha yad raha,

Na jane kia baat thi us may,

Sari mehfal bhol gaiy wo chehra yad raha.

Ranjhey ne been bajai,

Aur Heer dor k aai.

Majnoo ne bansuri bajai,

Aur Laila bhaag k aai.

Aur hum ne sirf seeti bajai,

Aur wo zalim "BHAI" ko le aai.

Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubsurat ho..

Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubsurat ho..

Duniya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo...

Kajal ka tika to tmhary liye kam hy..

Ek kala TAWWA he galay may latka lo...

Aankhon Ka Rang, Baat Ka Lehja Badal Geya,

Wo Shakhs Aik Shaam Mein Kitna Badal Geya.

Kuch Din To Mera Aks Raha Aeiyne Pe Naqsh,

Phir Yun Howa K Khud Mera Chehra Badal Geya.

Jab Apne Apne Haal Pe Hum Tum Na Reh Sake,

To Kya Howa Jo Hum Se Zamana Badal Geya.

Qadmon Tale Jo Rait Bichhi Thi Wo Chal Pari,

Us Ne Chhuraya Hath To Sehra Badal Geya.

Koi Bhi Cheez Apni Jagah Par Nahi Rahi,

Jate Hi Aik Shakhs K Kya Kya Badal Geya.

Wo mujhe dekh kr kafi dair hansti rahi PAPPU,

Wo mujhe dekh kr kafi dair hansti rahi PAPPU,

baad mai pata chala meri to "zip" khuli hui thi,.....

"Barishain" Hoti Hi Jati Hain Merey Shehar Men "FARAZ"

"Kabhi" Dhoop Nikly To Apny Aansoo Hi Sukha Loon...

(VOICE OF HAMMAS)

I Dont Want My Teen Age Queen,

Just Give Me My Rifle M16

If I Die In A Battle zone,

Box me up & send me home.

Put my rifle on my chest,

Tel my mom i did my best..

Tel my nation not to cry,

I Waz A ''MUJAHID'' Born To Die...!!

(VOICE OF HAMMAS)

Chalo Iss Baar Ye Sochain,

Chalo Iss Baar Ye Sochain,

K Is Tarah Nahi Milna,

Koi Shikwa Nahi Karna,

MaGaR!

Aik Baat Ye Bhi Hai,

Jahan Shikway Nahi Hotay,

Wahaan Chahat Nahi Hoti.

!¡!.Dil Main Hota To Kab Ka Bhula Deta.¡!¡

!¡!.Dil Main Hota To Kab Ka Bhula Deta.¡!¡
!!==!!..Fraz..!!==!!
!¡!.Woh To Bhot Door Tak Basa Hai Muj Main.¡!¡

Mai apni raaton ki fursaton me tuje mnaaun to maan jana!¡!

Mai apni raaton ki fursaton me tuje mnaaun to maan jana!¡!

Agr kisi din ma apne ansu jo le k aaun to maan jana!¡!

Ye 1 dil hi tmhe diya tha so isko tm ne hi tor dala¡!¡

Shikasta dil ki jo kirchioon ko sameit laaun to maan jana!¡!

Tu khush nahi hai mri baqa pe to sirf itna bta de mjko¡!¡

Tri khushi k liye jo sooli pe muskuraaun to maan jana!¡!

Tu bdguman hai mri wafa pe to sirf ik bar azma le¡!¡

Jo haar jaaun to lot jana jo jeet jaun To maan jana!¡!

Aisay shakhs ko dost rakho jo naiki kar kay bhool jaye.

Moat ko hamesha yaad rakho magar moat ki aarzoo kabhi na karo.

Insan zabaan k parday main chupa hota hai.

Hamesha sach bolo ta'kay tmhen qasam khanay ki zarurt na pary...

(Hazrat Ali A S)

Kabhi lagta hai dosti kuch nahi,

Kabhi lagta hai
dosti kuch nahi,

kabhi lagta hai dosti bina kuch nahi,

kabhi lagta ha tum kuch nahi,

To

kabhi lagta hai

"TUM BIN
KUCH NAHI"

1 aurat bachay ko lekar khilono....

1 aurat bachay ko lekar khilono ki shop par gai Bacha zidd karne laga k Khilona lena ha
Aurat
Khan zara isko darao ye zid kr raha ha
Pathan:Oye benchoda
Randi ka bacha
Zidd karta ha
Hum tumhara maa ka kus marin ga
Harami ka bacha
Gandu
Aurat:Bas khan g bacha tu kia uski maa b dar gai hai..

Zamanay k sawalon ko "Main" hans k tal don lakin

Nami Aankhon ki kehti hai mujhe tum yaad atay ho...!!!

""""! TUM NE !"""""

""""! TUM NE !"""""
To phir bhi seekh liye Duniya k Chaal Chalan,

"""""! HUM TO !""""
Kuch bhi na kar sake tujh se muhabbat ke siwa.

Kismat py NAAZ hai to wajah teri Dosti,

Khu$hiyan jo PAAS hain to wajah teri Dosti,

Tum mujh sy Dosti ki talab kaisy karogay,

Chalti jo §AANs hai to wajah teri Dosti.....

Have a Nice Day.

,;*''*;,Bookey of

*; ,*;Flowers

__)(__4 u.

wid da Bundle of Prayers in every flower,

There r different wishz 4 U.

Good Morning.

Have a Nice Day.

In ghurbat zadah logo ko sms mat kar "PAPPU"

In ghurbat zadah logo ko sms mat kar "PAPPU"

Mar jayenge par reply nahi karenge;-)

Sardar apni wife se,

" Begum aj kuch aisi baat kaho k khushi or gham dono feel hon"

Sardarni kuch sharmate huwe;

"O jee Apka Lun ap k sab doston se bara ha'

Dekhte hain aaj hum us raah ki viraniya,

Dekhte hain aaj hum us raah ki viraniya,
Yaaro k sang kati jahan kitni tanhaiya,

Guzra wo daur bichar gaye sab DOST,
Saath reh gai to bas un lamho ki kahaniyan!

Wabasta hain!

Wabasta hain!

suraj sy kirnain..

chand sy sitary..

derya sy kinary..

phol sy kushbu..

jism sy rooh..

dil sy dherken..

khushi sy gham..

Or

"Aap sy Hum''

Log meri diwangi ko fakeeri samajty rahe"Faraz",

Main to usey dekhney ki khatir bheek mangta raha.

Sardar Darvazy Pe Bandok Lie Khra Tha

Sardar Darvazy Pe Bandok Lie Khra Tha

Wife"Yahan Kyon Khray Ho"

Sardar"Sher K Shikar Pe Ja Raha Houn"

Wife:To Jao Na!

Sardar"Kaisy Jaon Bahir KUTTA Khra Hy"

Hö gåì häì " ÑìGHT "

Hö gåì häì

*" ÑìGHT "*

Bäñd kår dö

*" LìGHT "*

Åchåy såpñö kì påkrø

*" FLìGHT "*

HÅVÉ Ä $WÉÉT DRÉÄMZ &

*" Good night"*

Kr K Wada Wo Nibhana Bhol Jata Hy,

Khfa Kr K Mjy Wo Mnana Bhol Jata Hy,

Yun To Mjhsy Wo Kya Kya Nhi Khta,

Zrori Ho Jo Bat Wo Btana Bhol Jata Hy,

Kis Qdr Tng Wo Mjy Kia Krta Hy,

Khud Ho Preshan To Stana Bhol Jata Hy,

Hmesha Sy Yun Hi Rhi Adat Uski,

Wo Sun K Mry Dukh Apny Sunana Bhol Jata hy......

Phir wafaien bhi karo gay to koi na poochay ga Faraz.....

Phir wafaien bhi karo gay to koi na poochay ga Faraz.....

Yeh teray saray sitam faqat meray marr janay tak hain.....

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Hospital in jehlam

Hospital in jehlam
abi 30rupe beajo
bad me bataon ga kyn?

;->

bewquaf banane k liye?

Ankhon se meray is liye lalee nahin jatee.

Yadon se koi raat jo khali nahin jatee.

Ab umar na mosam na wo Rastay k woh paltay.

Is dil ki magar kham khaili nahin jatee.

Mangay tou agar jaan bhi hans k tujhe de den.

Teree to koi baat bai tali nahin jatee.

Aye koi Aa kar yeh tere dard sanbhale.

Hum se to yeh jageer sanbhale nahin jatee.

Hum jaan se jain ge tabhi baat bane gee.

Tum se to koi Rah nikalee nahin jatee

Zindagi Lambi hai Dost banate raho,

Dil milay na milay Haath milate raho,

TAJ MAHAL banana to mushkil hai magar

Har Gali main 1 anarkali phansatay raho.

Sunta hy Dharkano ki awaaz koi koi,

Aur jaan skta hy Dil ka raaz koi koi,

Milty hain bohat sy log iss Duniya main,

Magar banta hy sacha humraaz koi ko

Ek bachha apni Ma se:

"Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki!

Maa: Beta ap ne ABC nahi sunayi hogi.

Beta: To kam wali ne konsi sunayi thi.

Lover Halal Comity k Mutabik valentin's day ka Chand Nazar A Gya Hai. . . . .

Lehaza Saturday,

14 Feb. . . .

ko Valentine's Day Riwaiti pyar_o_Muhabat k sath manaya jayga. . . .

Pakistani Awam Se Guzarish Hai k Wo. . . . .

Apne Apne Lover Se Nrazgi Khtm Kr k 1 Red Rose Ka Intzam Karlain. . . . .

BEST OF LUCK 4 ALL

TRUE LOVER. . . . .

*Happy VALENTINE's Day advance*

Zamaane Bhar Ne Loota Hai Fareb-e-Dosti De Kar "Faraz"

Zamaane Bhar Ne Loota Hai Fareb-e-Dosti De Kar "Faraz"

Agar TU Saath De Main To Sab Se Dushmani Kar Loon.....

Wo khush ikhlaqi,

Wo khush ikhlaqi,

Wo piyari Aankhen

Wo MASOOM sa chehra

Wo umda ZEHAN

Wo nice personality

Aapko YAAD Hai?

GOOD!

"Main ab Bhi waisa hi hon.

Hum ne suna tha k Dost wafa karty hain Fraaz...

Hum ne suna tha k Dost wafa karty hain Fraaz...

Jab hum ne kia bharosa to Riwayat he badal gai..

Ek cheez aap k lie!

Ek cheez aap k lie!
?
?
?
Apko dhond rahi ha
apki kamyabi k lie,
Apki hifazt k lie,
Jo apka bhala chahti ha,
Pata ha kiya? "Meri dua"

GOOD MORNING

Bas Ek jhalak dikha k chaly jao,#

khawbon se haqiqat me akar chaly jao,#

Hum dil ko milany ki B zehmat nhe dan gy,#

Nzron se faqat nzren mila kr chaly jao,#

Ustad Pathan Se:

Ustad Pathan Se:
Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai?

Pathan Kafi Der Sochne K Baad:

Dono Pe ANGUR Nhi Lagte..!

"Kash samjhte Woh is Dil ki Tarap ko"

"Kash samjhte Woh is Dil ki Tarap ko"

"To yun Na Humain Ruswa kia hota"

"Aapki Berukhi bhi Manzor thi Humain"

"Bus aik Bar Humain Samajh to liya hota".

Mohabat Ho Gai Jin Se,

Shikayat Un Se Kya Hogi.

Zuban Tak Bat Jo Ayi,

Yaqinan Wo Dua Hogi.

Agar Wo Roth Gae Muj Se,

To Zarur Koi Meri Hi Khata Hogi

Beth Kar Mehbooba ki Zulfon K Saye Me aisa josh Aaya,

Beth Kar Mehbooba ki Zulfon K Saye Me aisa josh Aaya,
Wah wah,
Phir.. ?
.
.
.
.
Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Aur
I.C.U
Me Hosh Aaya,***...;)

Mukhlis her kisi k sath rehta hoon,

Shayed isi liye Khaali haath rehta hoon,

Ehsas-e-Muhabat k liye bus itna hi Kafi hai,

Tere baghair bhi Tere Sath rehta hoon.

Dukh hoon.

Dard hoon.

Saaz hoon.

Ya beetay dino ki

Awaz hoon.

Mein jo kuch bhi hon.

Jo koi bhi hoon.

"Tum Bin"

udaas hoon. . .

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Yaadon ka ik jhonka aaya Hum se milny barson baad..

Yaadon ka ik jhonka aaya Hum se milny barson baad..
Pehly itna roye na they jitna roye barson baad..

Lamha lamha ghar ujra mushkil se ehsaas huwa..
Pathar aaye they barson pehley shishey tooty barson baad..

Aaj Humari khaak pe dunia roye dhoye bethi hay..
Phool huwy itny sasty jany kitny barson baad..

Dastak ki umeed laga kar kub tak "Faraz" jeety Hum..
Kal ka wada karny waly milny aaye barson baad.

Dil hua zakhmi magr kisi ko KHABR nahi,

Dil hua zakhmi magr kisi ko KHABR nahi,

Meri chahton ka us pr koi ASR nahi,

Ho k juda tumse 1 shakhs marjae ga,

Sun kar usne kaha ye koi buri KHABR nahi....!

Bachpan k dukh kitny achy hoty thy,

Bachpan k dukh kitny achy hoty thy,
tab to sirf khilony toota karty thy,

woh khushiyan b kesi khushiyan theen,
titli k par noch kar uchla karty thy,

paon maar kar barish k pani men ,
apni kashti khud diboya karty thy,

apny jal jany ka ehsaas tak na tha,
jalty huy sholon ko chera karty thy,

choty thy to makr-o-fareb b choty thy,
dana daal kar churian pakra karty thy,

ab to 1 aansoo b badnaam kardeta hy,
bachpan men to ji bhar kar roya karty thy..

Uska Her Zakhm Bina takleef Me Seh Gaya

Chor k Wo Gaya oR Me Akela Reh Gaya

Mohabat K Asool Bana Gaya Kuch Aise

K Bewafai Usne Ki oR Muje Bewafa Keh Gaya.:

Mohtaram-0- izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjida-0- sanjida

Mohtaram-0- izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjida-0- sanjida se khafa-0-naraz to nahi

k arsa-e-daraz se yar-e-fatir-ul-aqal ne banda-e-hakeer-o- faqeer ko koi sms nhi kia.

Ye taghaful-e-dil-e-dost hy ya balance ki tehqeer-0-takhfif ki badolat is laa parwahi-0-lata'aluqi ka saluk-e-pur shikwa hy..

Bin us Ke Zindagi Dard Hai Tanhai Hai.,

Bin us Ke

Zindagi Dard Hai Tanhai Hai.,

Meri Ankhon'

Mei Q Mout'

Simat Aai' Hai,

Kehty Hain

Log Ishq' Ko

Ibadat Yaro!

Ibadat Mei'

Phir Q Itni'

Ruswai ha.

Ab kia likhen hm kaghz pr

Ab likhne ko kia baki hy?

Ek dil tha wo b tot gya

ab totne ko kia baki hy?

Ek shakhs ko hm ne chaha tha

Ek rait py naksh bnaya tha

wo rait to kb ki bikhr gai

wo naksh kahan ab baki hy

hm jinko apni nazmon ka

unwan bnaya krty thy

lafzon ka bna k taj mahal

kaghz py sjaya krty thy

wo hm ko akela chor gye

sb rishton sy mo mor gye

ab rasty sary soney hyn

wo pyar kahan ab baki hy

AB KIA LIKHEN HM KAGHAZ PR AB LIKHNE KO KIA BAQI HY?

Our taste MATURES as we grow up

Little boys like BALLS & little girls like DOLLS

Once grown,boys play with DOLLS & girls play with BALLS.

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena

Sath Guzre Lmhon ko Dil m Bsa lena

M to berson ka piyasa hon "PAPPU"

Bijli ajay to yad sy MOTAR chla dena!!

"BABA" "WARIS SHAH"

"BABA"

"WARIS SHAH"

Eithy kinu maan wafawan da,

Te kinu naaz adawan da,

Asi peely pattar darakhtan day,

Sanu rehnda khof hawawan da....

Kya Khabar Thi Ke Chalay Gi Kabhi Aisi B Hawa , , ,

Kya Khabar Thi Ke Chalay Gi Kabhi Aisi B Hawa , , ,

Khushk Patton Ki Tarah Dost Bikhar Jayein Gay

Waqt Kam Tha BATEN Adhuri Reh Gai

Waqt Kam Tha
BATEN
Adhuri Reh Gai
>
Ache LOGON Se
MULAQATEN
Adhuri Reh Gai
>
Tere Jane K Bad
Ankhon Se
Pani BARSA Bohat
>
Kon Kehta Hai
BARSATEN
Adhuri Reh Gai

Tum ho to sub silsaly achy lagte hain,

Tum ho to sub silsaly achy lagte hain,
Mujy tumhare dosti k gilay ache lagte hain,

Bohat door tak jana magar lot ana,
Mujy tum se tumhi tak k fasle achy lagty hain

Wafa ruswa nhi krna

suno!

Aisa nhi krna

Mai phly hi akela hun

mjy ab tanha nhi krna...

Meri in jheel ankhon ko kabi sehra nhi krna...

Judai b jo a jay to dil chota nhi krna...

Boht masrof ho jana!

Mjy socha nhi krna...

Bhrosa b zrori ha mgr sb ka nhi krna...

Muqadar phr muqadar ha

koi dawa nhi krna...

Meri takmeel tm sy ha

mujy adha nhi krna...

Jo likha ha wohi ho ga

khabi shikwa nhi krna...

Tum ne jugno se dosti kar li,

Hum sitaray talash krty rhai,

Kia batayain k ab ke barishon mein,

Hum tujhe kitna yaad krty rahai.

Koi Muntazir Hai Us k SmS Ka Shiddat Se PAPPU..

Wo Janta Hai Magr Beghairat Bana Betha Hai....

GOOD NEWS 4 * LOVERS *

*GOOD NEWS 4*
* LOVERS *
on
*VALENTINE'S DAY*

A New Way To Send Romantic Kiss To Your "GIRLFREINDS"

Just Call Me &
Order Ur
"KISS"
With Adress.
I Will Personally Go & Deliver It "PROMISE"

Booking will Start from 3 feb to 14th feb...
PAPPU LOVE & KISS SERVICES Pvt LTD.

Tanhai na paye koi mehfil ki raat k bad

Judai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad,

Na pare kisi ko adat kisi ki itni

Ki har sans b aaye us ki yaad k baad.

Beet Jaty Hain Jo Vo Zamany Nahi Aty

Aty B Hain Tu Vo Log Purany Nahi Aty

Kuch Is Qadar Bikhra Hai Aashiyana Mera

Jahan Panchi B Raat Bitany Nahi Aty.

Mere Sajdon Main Kami To Na Thi, "FARAZ"

Mere Sajdon Main Kami To Na Thi,

"FARAZ"

Shayad Mujh Se Bhi ziada Kisi Ne Manga Tha Ussay Khuda Se.

2 Punjabi Titanic Dekh Rahe Te...

2 Punjabi Titanic Dekh

Rahe Te...

Film Khatam Howi Tu

Kehne Lage...

Le Dass Ae Ke Film Howi ???

Sari Film muk Gai Per

Sultan Rahi ty Aaya he nahi...

Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha...!

MuJh Se Chand Ne Kaha'

Humnasheen Alvida'

MuJh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai'

Kl Milain Ge isi Jgah'

Mai Sun Kr Muskura Diya'

Us Ko Btla Diya'

Jaane wale Lout'tay Nhi'

Tum Nhi aao Ge'

MuJhe Hai Yaqeen'

Meri Baat Sun Ke Wo Ruk Gya'

or Kehne Lga'

Tm Se Waada Karoon'

Phir Poora Na Kroon'

Aisa Mumkin Nahi'

Sun Aey HumnasheeN'

Mai CHAAND Hoon Insaan Nahi..

GOOD NIGHT

Ajab lutf aaraha tha didar ki dil lagi ka "FARAZ"....,

Ajab lutf aaraha tha didar ki dil lagi ka

"FARAZ"....,

K nazrein bhi mujh pr thee aur parda bhi mujh se tha,

Sub Se Anmol GIFT Aap kisi ko de skty ho

To wh ha WAQT

Q K Apna WAQT dete hue Aap

use apni Zndagi ka woh Lamha dete ho jo Kbi Wapis nhi ata...

Mallika Sherwat to chemist: 15 inch ka condom hai?

Mallika Sherwat to chemist: 15 inch ka condom hai?

Chemist: Hai na, kitne doon?

Mallika: Abhi nahi, koi use lene aaye to mujhe call karna..!

Wo jo mud’dato’n sy mila nahi

Wo jo mud’dato’n sy
mila nahi

Main bhi dhoondny
main thaka nahi

Usay dhoonda mene
gali gali

Koi chorhi mene jaga nhi

Sab ny kaha usay bhool ja

Dil ny kaha wo bura nhi

Bhula duun usay main
bhi agar

Phir farq hum me
raha nahi

Milte nhi tou kia
hua

Mere dil se wo tou
juda nahi …

Qurbat K Saaye Main Hy

Qurbat K Saaye Main Hy
Mohabbat Chupi Hui

Tu Kitna Dil K Paas Hy
Ye Duur Ja k Dekh … !!

Apne Dushman Ko Hazaar Moqay

Apne Dushman Ko Hazaar Moqay Do K Wo Tumhara Dost Ban Jay.Aur Dost Ko Ek B Aisa Moqa Na Do K Wo Tumhara Dushman Ban Jay.
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

Tum jao humse door to aik kaam kr jana.

Tum jao humse door to aik kaam kr jana.

Kuch pal apne hamare naam kr jana,

Agr aa jai moat hamain tere aane se pehle,

To aa kr mere janaze ka ehtram kr jana

Na rona is qadar ke taqleef ho hmain,

Moat ko b mazak smjh kr anjan bun jana,

Main ek din so jaon ga sada k lie,

Phir mjhe Bewafa keh k budnam kr jana,

Jo guzro meri qabar se to nazrain na phairna,

Mehman hi bun k Dua salam kr jana,

"UMEED"

Kisi ki Yad Dil main hai,

Koi Ehsas baqi hai

Badalte Mosumo k darmian, Ek raz baqi hai

Abhi to Mein safer main hon milengi manzilein Mujh ko,

Magar in rasto k darmian Ek sath baqi hai

Kahin per sham dhalti hai,

Kahin pe raat hoti hai,

Abhi to chandni hai

Chand ki Raat baqi hai

Chale Aao kisi din Tum Humara hal bhi dekho,

Humara jism Murda hai,

Magar Ek SANS baqi hai.......?

"UMEED"

Kisi ki Yad Dil main hai,

Koi Ehsas baqi hai

Badalte Mosumo k darmian, Ek raz baqi hai

Abhi to Mein safer main hon milengi manzilein Mujh ko,

Magar in rasto k darmian Ek sath baqi hai

Kahin per sham dhalti hai,

Kahin pe raat hoti hai,

Abhi to chandni hai

Chand ki Raat baqi hai

Chale Aao kisi din Tum Humara hal bhi dekho,

Humara jism Murda hai,

Magar Ek SANS baqi hai.......?

Prwane se b ziada koi kya dewana ho ga faraz

Prwane se b ziada koi kya dewana ho ga faraz

Log enjam jantay huwe b Q kisi ko chahtey hai.:.::

A beautiful shair by PAPPU.

A beautiful shair by PAPPU.

Uske chaly jany sy ek dard sa dil may hota ha...

uper pankha chalta hai neechey munna sota hai

Likhay thay jitne b khat tu ne mujh ko FARAZ

Sab Parh liye hein Abbay ne khool k daraz,,,!

Sardar Proposes His Boss' Daughter

Boss

Jitni Teri Pay Hai Us Mei Tum is k Liye Toilet Paper B Nahi Kharid Sakte

Sardar

Aeni TATTi Kardi Ay Te

Fer Rehn Deo:-)

Monday, February 2, 2009

Hum Wo Nahi Jo Matlab Se Yaad Karte Hain,

Hum Wo Hain Jo Dil Se Pyar Karte Hain,

Tumhara Paigham Aye Na Aye,

Par Hum Har Ghari Intezar Karte Hain:

Agar muj se mohabat nai to roktay kiun ho,

Agar muj se mohabat nai to roktay kiun ho,
Tanhai mien mere baray mien sochte kyun ho,

Agr manzilan juda hain tu jane do muje,
Lot kr kab ao gy pochtay kyun ho.

Wo husn_e_mujassm kamal us ki ankhain.

Wo husn_e_mujassm kamal us ki ankhain.

Sarapa muhabat jamal us ki ankhain.

Main jab b puchoon swal us se koi.

Muje roz deti hain taal us ki ankhain.

Jo bechey to dono jahan de k le lon.

Wo chehra wo zulfain wo gal,' us ki ankhain.

Agr koi pochy k dunya me kia hai

Zmana de ga misal us ki ankhain

Kaha dil chor ayE ho?

Kaha dil chor ayE ho?
bohat chup chap rahty ho,

na banty ho na sanwrty ho,

na koi baat karty ho,

bhari mehfil main bhi aksar,

hamesha khoye rehty ho,

udasi ankh main ly kar,

hr ik chehry ko takty ho,

koi jb yad aata hy,

to thandi ah bharty ho,

to khul kr kiun nahi khty,

kisi sy pyar krty ho....

Ajse 100 sal pehle

Raat k waqt

1 gaon main

Theek 12 baje

1 gali main

Kuch nahi hoa tha.

Chalo so jao!!

Boht shoaq hy msg parhne ka??!!!

Ya judai b kitne ajeeb ha k alvida b na keh saky,

Ya judai b kitne ajeeb ha k alvida b na keh saky,

tara pass rehna ka zikar kia to tere shehar mein b na reh saky. . .

Vakeel: Tallaq Karwane K

Vakeel:

Tallaq Karwane K

Rs.50,000/-Lagein gey

Husband:

Pagal Ho Kia?

Qazi Ne Rs.1000/- Mein Shadi Karwai Thi!

VAKeeL:

Dekh liya na Sastey Kam ka Nateeja.!

Faraz ka akhri sher jo us ne hospital ....

Faraz ka akhri sher jo us ne hospital mein 1 nurse k bare main lekha tha,
.
.
.
"Hr waqt rahti ho in sufaid kapro main
.
.
.
Aj kala jora pa sadi farmaish ty....

Sardar k Truck k Peechay likha tha

"Chota Parivar Sukhi Sansaar"

Or uske Nechay

Tinu

Minu

Chintu

Chinky

Pinky

Guddu

Guddi

Sonu

Monu

dey Papa di Gaddi ...

GOOD MORNING,

_/_/(")('o',)_>!
;'= ( """"""""!"=l
'=(@) ===== ( @)=
Pee! Pee! Peem..
Sorry My Sms Was In Traffic Jam
So Late To Wish
you.
GOOD MORNING

Quran ghar mein hai magar parhtey nahie hum,

Quran ghar mein hai magar parhtey nahie hum,

Zara bhi Allha ka khaof kartey nahie hum,

Humein aati hai musibat to Allah yaad aata hai,

Warna to kabhi ser sajdey mein rakhtey nahie hum,

Mobile ki aawaaz sunn kar uth jaatey hain hum foran,

Per sunn kar Azaan kabhi uth'tey nahie hum,

Kaanon mein Azaan ki bhala keisey aaey aawaaz,

Band to kabhi TV kartey nahie hum,

Soorat se to insan nazar aatey hain hum,

Magar seerat se to musalman lagty nahi hum

UnKe Ghar Ke Saamne ......

UnKe Ghar Ke Saamne Naach Naach Kar Ghungroo Tuk Torh Diye hum ne "PAPPU"

Zaalim enjoy karne Ke Baad Keh Gai yeh,

"Papu Can't Dance Saala."

Bashir khusray k ghar KAKA hua..

Kesy hua..!

aeay unhi se puchte han

G to bashir g..!

Bashir g

O Bashir g...

Kuch bolo gay b k msg hi parhte raho ge

Is pyar ka andaaz kuch aisa hai,

Is pyar ka andaaz kuch aisa hai,

kiya batayien k ab hal kaisa hai,

kon kahta hai APP chand jaise ho,

sach to ye hai k chand APP jaisa hai.

Hum se wafa k bary ma jo chahe pouch lo,

Hum se wafa k bary ma jo chahe pouch lo,
Lakin wafa ki kia ha saza ye na pouchna.

Rasty ma kon kon mila ye pouchna shoq se,
Kis kis ka saath chota ye na pochna.

Indian & Pakistani fauji ki phone pr JUNG:

Day1 Paki calls: Danda Hai?

Indian: Hai.

Paki: Gand Main Le Lo..

Day2 Paki: danda Hai?

Ind:Nahi..

Paki: Gand Main Le Liya Kya?

Day3 Pak: Danda ha?

Ind:hai b or nahi b..

Paki: Ander bahr kr rhe ho kya?

Day4 ind calls: Danda hai?

Paki: kyun gand me Lena hai?

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Scratch & Win. . .

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llllllllllln

llllllllan

lllllhan

lllthan

pathan

Abay ye kia jeet liya ??

,,Ager Azad Kashmir k log aqelmand hoty to uoön hota,,

Sr Qayom

NilaBt me Bkrian Chraty

Sr Ateeq

school ka peion hota

Haji yaqoob

Hotel ka manger hota

sr sakinder

dahee bacta

shah Ghalam qadir kashmiri shalein bechta

Farooq haider

jngl se laker katta

ch mujeed

turk driver hota

ch yaseen

bus conductor hota

Qmr zaman

kuty palta

Sultan mehmood stamp frosh hota

Khalid ibrahem ko State Bdr kr dya jata

Aur ma PM hota

Jo shakhs AZAAN Khamoshi....

"Jo shakhs AZAAN Khamoshi Se Nahi Sunta? Maut k Waqt Uski Zaban Pe "KALMA TAYYABA" Jari Nahi Hota...

Publish Post

Sardar G

SARDAR:Kal Main

Bathrom Gya Te Uthy Sher betha c

SRDARNI:

Hy O Rabba!

Fer Tusi ki kita?

SRDAR:

Kuj vi Ni.Main Sher Noo Kya Tusi Kar Lo Meri Te Nikl Gai Ay.

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopd his bike

girl askd him y?

He came close 2her

she felt shy

He went near her ear

&told her 3 words

petrol muk gaya

Baap beta khana kha raye they

Baap beta khana kha raye they to bete ne kaha ,abu baap nay kaha "chup kar khana khate waqt baat nain karte jub dono baap bete ne khana kha liya to baap ne kaha beta tum kia keh rahe they bete ne jawab dia "abu roti mein makhi thi woh aap kha gaye hain

Wo Ik Shakhs K Jis Se Shikaytein Thein Bohat,

Wo Aziz Tha Us Se Muhabbtein Thein Bohat,

Wo Jab Mila To Dil Mein Koi Talab Hi Na Thi,

Bichhar Geya To Humari Zarortein Thein Bohat,

Wo Yun Mila K Jaise Kabi Mila Hi Na Tha,

Meri Zaat Pe Us Ki Enayatein Thien Bohat,

Mujhe Khud Mere Hi Piyaron Ne Kar Diya Ruswa,

K Baat Kuch Bi Na Thi Or Wazahtein Thien Bohat,

Har Morr Pe Main Tot'ta Bikharta Raha,

Meri Rooh Pe Tanha Qayamatein Thien Bohat.

2dayz thought

2dayz thought

Things which live after Death?
Heart-10 mins
Brain-20 mins
Eyes-4 hours
Skin-5 days
Bones-30 days
&
Naik Aamal
FOREVER

start a day with the name of

start a day with the name of

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'+.+;' '; '; ';
'+. .+"+. ; ;

GOOD MORNING.
Have a nice day ._;-)

Mere Begair Nhi Hogi TERi ShnakhT Kbi Puri FaraZ-!

Mere Begair
Nhi Hogi
TERi ShnakhT
Kbi Puri FaraZ-!

=¤=¤=¤=¤=¤=¤=

TERi Zindagi
K SaTh
Mere Hawalay
BohuT Hain-.-

GOOD NEWS 4 * LOVERS *

*GOOD NEWS 4*

* LOVERS *

* VALENTINE'S DAY*

A New Way To Send Romantic Kiss To Ur "GIRLFRND" Just Call Me &

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Ill Personaly Go & Deliver It

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Publish Post

PUPPI EXPRESS (Pvt.) LTD"

Mumbai attacks ka baad

Mumbai attacks ka baad Pakistan nai bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai...

SINDH demands

PRIYANKA CHOPRA

PUNJAB demand RANI MUKERJI

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly & urgently wants RANBIR & SHAHID KAPOOR!

1 Orat Coke pi rahi thi

1 Orat Coke pi rahi thi k achanak us me se1machhar nikla or Bola"MAA.."!

Orat Boli:me teri"MAA"nai hun

Machar bola:esa na Bol MAA

me teri"coke"se nikla hun!

Aankhen khuleen to jaag uthee hasratain tamaam,,,

Usko bhi kho dia jisay paya tha khwab main...

Wo kuch sunta to men kehta,

Mujhe kuch or kehna tha!

Wo pal bhar jo ruk jata,

Mujhe kuch or kehna tha!

Kahan usne suni meri,

Suni un-suni kar di,

Usse maloom tha shayed,

Mujhe kuch or kehna tha!

Ghalat fehmi ne baaton ko,

Barha dala yunhi warna,

Kaha tha kuch, wo kuch samjha,

MUJHE KUCH OR KEHNA THA...!

Samandar mæ fana hona, to qismat ki kahani hai...!!!

Samandar mæ fana hona, to qismat ki kahani hai...!!!

Jo marty hain kinaron pe, mjhy dukh un pe hota hai...

Kisi ki yaad ne zakhmoon se bhar diya seena ...."""FARAAZ"""...

Kisi ki yaad ne zakhmoon se bhar diya seena
...."""FARAAZ"""...

Har ek saans pe shak hai k kahin ye hi aakhri na ho.

tum muhabbat ko kya jano faraz

tum muhabbat ko kya jano faraz

un se poacho jin k ghar bar lut gay mohabbat mein.

2009 ka 1 aisa §wal jo apki neend hram kr dega

2009

ka 1 aisa §wal jo apki neend hram kr dega

Wo kia cheez ha

Jo §aal me 1 baar Mahine me 2 baar Hftay me 4 baar aur Din me 6 baar Aati hai CHALLENGE.rep?

Mujh Se Milte Hain To Milte Hain Chura Ker Ankhein,

Mujh Se Milte Hain To Milte Hain Chura Ker Ankhein,

Phir W0 Kis K Liye Rakhte Hain Saja Ker Ankhein,

Main Unhein Dekhta Rehta Hon Jahaan Tak Dekhoon,

Or Aik Wo Hain Jo Dekhein Na Uthaa Kar Ankhein,

Us Jagha Aaj Bhi Akela Betha Hon Yaroo,

Jahaan Wo Choor Gaye The Mujh Se Mila Kar Ankhein,

tumhaari nazar mein badi sey badi saza kya hogi

tumhaari nazar mein badi sey badi saza kya hogi
bataao kiss -kiss kasoor ki kya-kya saza hogi

ek muddatt sey hum humsafar hain aap ke
is sey bar kar wafa aur kya hogi

kasam khudha ki khamosh ho jayengey hum
ye bata do woh mulaakaat kab aur kahan hogi

jitney gunaah karney hain yahan karlo
kisney dekhi mulk-e-adam mein saza kya hogi

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad aayegi

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad aayegi

Jab Chaand Sitare chamak rahey hon
Jab Yaadon k Phool Mehak rahey hon
Jab Deed ko Nain taras rahey hon
Jab Aankhon se Aansoo baras rahey hon

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad aayegi

Jab Tanhai se Dil Ghabraye ga
Jab Tumhein Akela-Pan Satayega
Jab koi Khuwab hi nahi ayega
Jab Phool Kitab mai hi reh jayega

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad ayegi

woh phool si muskurahat merey liye hoti

woh masoom shararat merey liye hoti

main us zulf ki chaaon main soo jaata

woh kaali raat merey liye hoti

raat bhar woh ghomaati apna kangan

woh bechayni woh betaabi merey liye hoti

woh ek taara tha khuley aasmaan main

aey kaash woh roshni merey liye hoti

merey wujood main bhi zindagi ka suraagh milta

jo woh munawar nazar merey liye hoti

rishtaa kuch to ban jaata apna bhi

mohabbat nahi na sahinafrat merey liye hoti

Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana kar dekh.

Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana kar dekh.

Unki hansi ko apne honton pe muskura kar dekh.

Un ke ashkon ko apni aankhon se gira kar dekh.

Unki bechainiyon ko apne dil mein basa kar dekh.

Ye *Mohabbat* ek haseen tohfa hai.

Kabhi *Mohabbat* ko is tarah bhi nibha kar dekh. .

Hamare liye aap k dil mein koi chahat na thi.

Hamare liye aap k dil mein koi chahat na thi.

Kisi khushi mein koi dawat na thi.

Hamne dil aap k kadmon me rakh diya.

Par zami par dekhne ki aapki adat na thi..

wo tot k chahy ga or bhool jaay ga Faraz.

wo tot k chahy ga or bhool jaay ga Faraz.

Muje khaber na thi usy ye huner bhi Aata ha....

Chalo choro jany do in shikasta dil ki aahon ko "FARAZ,

Chalo choro jany do in shikasta dil ki aahon ko "FARAZ,

Agar kisi ko ehSaS hota to hum bikharty he kyun..

Ajab tarha k log bastay hain teray shehar mein "FARAZ"

Ajab tarha k log bastay hain teray shehar mein "FARAZ"

Mitt jatay hain ANAA mein magar MOHABBAT nahi krtey..

Kabhi Jo hum nahi Hon GE

Kaho kis ko batao GE

Who apni uljhanein saari

Who bechaini mein doobe pal

Who aankhon mein chhupe aanso

Kisse phir tum dikhao GE

Bohat bechain ho GE tum

Bohat tanha reh jao GE

Abhi bhi tum nahi samjhe

Humari unkahi baatein

Magar jab yaad aayen GE

Bohat tum ko rulayen GE

Bohat Chaho GE phir bhi tum

Humein na dhoond pao GE

Kabhi Jo hum nahi Hon GE

Kaho kis ko batao GE

To, Owner Of My Heart

To,

Owner Of My Heart

Yar,

I beg 2 say dat I Love You nd cant live widout u.

So,Kindly giv me place in ur heart.

I Shall b very thnkfull 2 u,

Your Obediently

NAME: ur loving frnd

DATE: 4€V€R ?

Chubti hai Qalb-o-jaan main sitaroon ki roshni,,,

Chubti hai Qalb-o-jaan main sitaroon ki roshni,,,

Ay Chand Doob ja k tabeyat udaas hai,,,

Nahi aati to yaad un ki mahinu tk nahi aati....Faraz

Magar jab yaad aate hain to aksar yaad aate hain...?

Aisay lagay udaas sar-e-sham zindgi

Jesay kisi ki aankh ka ILZAM zindgi

Apne jahan mein daihk TERE bad kuch na tha

Hum ne laga di aaj TERE NAAM zindgi

YA pyar dard na ban saky jisky nashy main

Pila do muj ko un ka wohi JAAM zindagi

Jis ky bina ya sans mujy dubti lagy

Ja kar usy b dunad kisi SHAM Zindgi

Ab dost ka hath mere hath mein nahi

Girnay laga hon aaj mujhe tham zindagi....!M

Kujh shok aay yaar faqeeri da, kujh ishq ne dar dar roll ditta,

Kujh sajna hajat nai chori, kujh zehr raqibaan ghol ditta,

Kujh hijr firaaq da rang charhya, kujh dard maahi anmol ditta,

Kujh ser gayi kismat badd-kismat di, kujh pyar ich judai roll ditta..

Abhi kuch Dair baqi hai.

Abhi kuch
Dair baqi hai.

Khizan k
Beet janey mein

Guloun k
Muskuranay main

Khushi k
Geet ganay mein

Baharon k
Zamaney mein

Abhi kuch
Dair baqi hai!

Main tumko
Bhol jaonga

Na tumko
Yad aaon ga

Main tum se
Dour reh k bhi

Tumhain g
Kar dikhaun ga

Tumhain
Malom hai lekin

Ye sab main
Kar na paonga !

K tumko
Bhol janey mein.

ABHI

KUCH

DAIR BAQI HAI....!

Ajb Taqazy Hain Chahton k^^

Ajb Taqazy Hain Chahton k^^

Bri katthin Ye Musaaften Hain^^

Main Js Ki Rahon Mein Bjh Gya Hun^^

Usi Ko Mjh Se Shikaeten Hain^^

Shikaeten Sb Bja Hain Lekin^^

Main Kese usko Yaqeen Dilaon^^

Jo Mjh Ko Jan Se Aziz Tr Hai^^

Usy Bhulaon To Mar Na Jaon^^

Main Khamoshi Ki Inteha Mein^^

Kahan Kahan Se Guzr Gya Hun^^

Usy Khbr B Nhi Hai Shayd^^

Main Dheery Dheery Bikhar Gaya Hoon^

Badnam Zamane Main Mohabat Nahi Karte,

Dil Walay To Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte,

Ek Bar Jisy Chaha Sada Us K Rahay Phir,

Hum Log Amant Main Khayant Nahi Karte,

Tanhai Main Karlete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kr,

Zaahir Kabhi Ham Apni Ebadat Nahi Karte,

Waqt Aane Pr Maaloom Yeh Ho JaiyGa Tum Ko,

Ham Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahi Karte,

Likhte Hen FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liye Ghazlain...

Har Shakhs Pe ham Aesi inayat Nahi Karte.

Hum jisko takte hain har waqt dil ki nazar se mujahid.

Hum jisko takte hain har waqt dil ki nazar se mujahid.

Wo chand tu kisi aur asmaan ka hai....

Aik sardar girls hostel.....

Aik sardar girls hostel ke bahar muth marte pakra gaya.

Security oficer:wht r u doing?

Sardar replied i m fucking my girlfriend via Bluetooth.

Barish hui to thora bharam apna rah gya,

logon pe aansuon ki haqeqt na khul saki.....

Us rab ne diya hai sath tumhara,

Us rab ne diya hai sath tumhara,

tere pyar se kam nahi pyar hamara,

koi tamanna nahi magar ek khuwahish hai,

na tum rutho na kabhi chotey ye sath hamara

Hoti nahi mohabat surat Se. Wafa to dil se Hoti hai

Hoti nahi mohabat surat
Se.
Wafa to dil se
Hoti hai

Surat unki khud
Hi pyari lagti
hai
Kadar jinki dil
Me hoti hai....

Shayad khushi ka daur b aa jaye ''faraz''

Shayad khushi ka daur b aa jaye ''faraz''

Gham bhi to mil gaey hain tamana kiye baghair..

Charty Suraj Kay Pujari To Hzaron Haen " FARAZ "...

Charty Suraj Kay Pujari To Hzaron Haen

" FARAZ "...

Doobty Waqt Hum Nay Suraj Ko Bhi Tanha Dekha...

Wo Aankho Aankho

Wo Aankho Aankho
Mein Baat karna
Wo Baaton Baaton
Mein Raat Karna
Kabhi Hansaana
Kabhi Rulaana
Jo Yad aaon
to Lot aana
Hamen Tumhari
Hi Justaju Hai
Tumhari Chahat
Ki Aarzu Hai
Ye Baat tum bhi
Kabhi To Samjho
Hamari Chup Mein
Bhi Guftagu Hai
Smajh Sako To
Hamen Batana
Jo Yaad aaon To
Lout aana. . . . .

A Big Hello

A Big Hello &

Gud Morning2 My

Sweet Loving

Sugar-coated

Choco

Melow

Milky Shaky Honey

Dippd

Cheezy Melting

Orange Juicy Fruti

Spicy Icy Frnd!

Have A Yummy Day ...